I am Susie, and - with highly-varied degrees of hilarity, heartbreak, hazard, happiness, hot-and-heavy action, horror, humor, haplessness, and general Holy-Sh!T-I-can't-WAIT-to-tell-my-girlfriends-all-about-THIS-one, I date Billys.
These are my stories.
*(Please note: featured Billys are not presented in any sort of chronological, logical, geographic, or catastrophic-ranking order. All Billy stories are true. And no, I have not ever dated anyone actually named Billy so yes, I've changed names here and there.)
